'What Barbie ACTUALLY saw.' Ken and Bab's friend Tammy messing about in Barbies bedroom (of all places!) Barbie came home early from her burlesque classes. This then the chocs and finally the poo. Ken is a dirty dog, he had it coming.
As in "our hearts match" and "the perfect match". Could it be an idea for wedding favor if interpreted that way? (have to make sure no one accidentally light them inappropriately during the wedding though)