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Twerk Team Captain by ActivateApparel on Etsy, $27.00

If anyone tells you that you're being lazy just tell them you're storing your joules because you're not lazy you're just storing your potential energy.

This one is for Ethan... *violently pukes herself to death* (what was seen that night can never be unseen)

I didn't choose the twerk life, the twerk life chose me. My calling: to get drunk, party hard and twerk it out. So let's go clubbin, I got my twerkin shirt on.