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Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

15 Ugly Truths About Raising Kids That Only Moms See As Beautiful ...

Postpartum hair loss and emotional rollercoaster is not sexy. But I have never loved anything more than my boys!

Free, Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

For the record this works!!!!

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

Or the DOC! @Dana Curtis Curtis Derruisseaux

In fact when someone starts by saying they have a stupid question, I sometimes can't bring myself to chime in with, "Now, now, no such thing." Because there are stupid questions.

It's my assessment skills . . . .

Skill Level: Master Judging and assessing are TWO different things. I assess well.

I love lists

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

Haha would be nice

And oh so true! Perhaps someone will pay me to drink wine and knit?

Thank You Christian Grey for having my wife believe she must only drive an Audi or Saab.

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

LOL sometimes My mother would be so proud lol

Free, Mother's Day Ecard: Sometimes success is just getting the laundry into the dryer before the mildew sets in.

Soooo, me :)

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean. You might want to reconsider your visit especially if it is my daughter doing the cleaning.

I must be one lmao

Yes, I am a control freak and that's why all of my work gets done correctly, thank you very much!

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms • Thinking Outside The Sandbox

15 Must See eCards for Moms

"Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" Parenting Humor Quotes

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