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Send this message to get someone to stop texting you. People are dumb so this will work.

Death by Puns - @Lillie Herbst

Funny pictures about Text Puns. Oh, and cool pics about Text Puns. Also, Text Puns photos.

This sounds wrong, but it really works. How to have no gag reflex! OH MY GOSH IT WORKS.

How to Stop Gag Reflex? (Suppress Gag Reflux) How to stop gag reflex? How to suppress gag reflex during oral? How to avoid gag reflex? How to control you gag reflex? How to get over gag reflex fast.

Da truth!

the 50 dollar lesson. That's hilarious and awesome! Im not a Republican but this is funny


I have the "doorbell broken." Sign on my door too but never thought to add the "yell ding dong.

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Betty White

Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!

Bahaha love this one!

hell ya I know what you mean hahahahahaha! Fuck the police all day long hahahaha!

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This is awesome, but I would feel bad for Narnia and Sparta. Eh who and I kidding I would love to be named Narnia. FOR NARNIA!

Brilliant home security option!

my friend has 6 locks on her door. she said theory is to only lock three. that way, if a thief tries to pick the locks, he'll always be locking three of them no matter how he does it.

When I die. ...

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

How to write the best resume…so true

How to write the best resume…

Gotta remember this--put that you were Time's 2006 Person of the Year on your resume/CV. In Time made "everyone" the person of the year.

oldie but a goodie

LOL sayings! Quote, funny, haha: 'You made me laugh so hard - Tears ran down my leg'

Like step on my cat's tail (she is fully grey and loves to wander around in home at 2AM)

this is my life.always stepping on kitty cat tails and puppy dog feet!

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot | Funny memes and rage comics

funny quote wonder if clouds look down on us and sa that one is shaped like an idiot