Because I don't think Cap would actually aim a gun at anyone in public so they'll settle on laser pointer, cause Steve thought "who can tell the difference right?" Plus they won't have the cash to buy that kind of gun anyways so, Hello laser pointer!
Steve Rogers is like a tired middle aged suburban dad that has to raise five children on his own and literally nothing they say or do surprises him anymore. He just living in a constant state of mild annoyance and deep resignation
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