I laughed as his feet got tangled in his sheets, "I was joking dan." I smiled sympathetically, "shower time is my time. But at least your awake now." I turned and swept out of the room, barely getting a glimpse of his defeated face on the floor.
Benjamin would be the flower shop and Shane would be the tattoo shop I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic but then I freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
Okay so I'm pretty sure all of these are in the Lunar Chronicles (also this rewriting description feature is cool and I think I've only done it once before but I forgot how to until now lol)
Forget the last bit, replace it with: The other stilled and slowly turned to pin them with their stare. They gulped under the pressure and felt their insides shrivel. "Don't ever insinuate such a thing again.