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I see those penis enlargement pills are working.

I see those penis enlargement pills are working.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Genny - This one's for you...you know what I'm talking about.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're only as cool as the friends you hang out with . And I'm awesome You're welcome.

Mornings. Mondays. Working.

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

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Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Making a new mint flavored birth control pill that you take right before sex. I am calling them 'Predickamints.

For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since I still know every. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

He does have a track record of whipping asses to clean out the den of liars, cheats, and thieves. Just saying. ♡Lemon

Funny Breakup Ecard: I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all but I'm pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. Yes.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

oh my... so true.

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

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