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I would love to be rich

Because everyone knows that rich people eat gold and have flying ponies.

Phoebe: "Joey, those are my maternity pants..."  Joey: "No, these are my Thanksgiving pants!"

We all need Thanksgiving Pants. Phoebe: Joey Those are my maternity pants. Joey: No, these are my Thanksgiving pants!I seriously might wear my maternity pants this year lmbo!

Gum would be perfection?

"Chandler: (talking in his head) Gum would be perfection? You could have said, 'gum would be nice' or 'i'll have a stick' but no for me, gum would perfection. I loathe myself.