Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.
“Thank God you are home. Someone broke in and ate your rotisserie chicken again.” Lennox and Lilly ate an entire rotisserie chicken and a pound of turkey bacon while Mommyj was moving her car. This was Lilly’s second chicken in a month. This is so my dog