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#Happy4thOfJuly #GodBlessAmerica #LandOfTheFree

#Happy4thOfJuly #GodBlessAmerica #LandOfTheFree

Not only do REAL women watch football, they cuss the HELL out of the players and refs!!!

Funny Sports Ecard: Not only do REAL women watch football, they cuss the HELL out of the players and refs! Heck yes! :) Go Redskins!

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Yes, i'll take one scoop of "my diet starts tomorrow"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Fireworks vs gunshots...

It's that magical time of year where we play my favorite game, 'Fireworks or Gunshots'? That time of year when every caller is an expert of guns!

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts

ahahahah

Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

My birthday... cake Vodka is all I need! :)

Will always accept wine

The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people. #ecard #funny

The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people. Biggest truth EVER.

Funny Confession Ecard: I will never understand decaf coffee or non alcoholic beer.

eh, I kinda get the decaf coffee, but non alcoholic beer.that just defeats the purpose of the beer right?

Hahaha too funny! #yourEcards

bahahahah yea that about sums it up

I wish! by jeanie

I wish! by jeanie

I tried to punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice. #ecards

I need a throat punch app

Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

tattoos + beard = ... @Becky Hui Chan withrow

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for winning arguments by making you feel wrong even when you're right because I'm incredibly manipulative and also much smarter than you.

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