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"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something" - does a non-rescuing Prince Charming necessarily become an idiot?

What if Hell was actually really difficult to get into? What if the only way to do so was by making the devil himself take a shine to you and invite you in? What happens to all the other people, not allowed into heaven and not wanted by Hell? Where do they go?

"Go to hell." She spat darkly. Devil didn't quite like me and spat me right back out.

The darkest jokes ever... Some weren't good but others were. . .im a horrible person XD

The darkest jokes ever. Some were awful. Not a fan of dead kid/ child abuse jokes, and a few others were just boring. But some was funny.

@Kelsey Powers  - This made me think of you!!! Sounds like something we'd say to each other..

I can feel the love! I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda bear. But maybe like a Care bear? I'd fight fight one of those sonsabitches for you

Writing Prompt

"You fool, you tought you use the shadows to harm me?" she laught "The shadows betray you because the serve me," leaning close to look him right into his bloody red eye she whispered "I am the darkness, honey, and now you'll be one of my shadows" ~Mab~