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this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Now that I'm a mom, this happens way too often "/

My brain is giving me...

Happens at work all the time...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

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No DOUBT! Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

I don't get what people find so difficult about just saying it.

Yep that's why I get in trouble all the time. never been good at keeping things to myself

Blunt Cards..where's the exit

Funny pictures about No alcohol at this party. Oh, and cool pics about No alcohol at this party. Also, No alcohol at this party.

That+awkward+moment+when+someone+asks+you+what's+wrong+amd+they're+the+problem.

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong amd they're the problem.

#SOMEECARDS #YOUR E CARDS #JOKE SARCASM CARTOON CARD

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

One of us is right and the other one is you.

Funny Breakup Ecard: All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.

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