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I’m a girl. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

A professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They…

A professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full.

will they ever learn, a woman does things better

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Smear my lipstick

Every woman needs a man that will ruin their lipstick and not their mascara. The important part is that you have more "ruined lipstick" than "ruined mascara"!

True.

A smile is a woman's best accessory, sequins are appropriate no matter what the occasion & some days simply require a glass of champagne. --Taylor Sterling/The Glitter Guide

"I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing" Torri I find too many pins that remind me of you:)

Funny and Amazing and yes I am Woman hear me roar

I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.

We ALWAYS find things out. Which is why you shouldn't lie!

A little Inspiration - Never underestimate a Girl's ability to find things out!

Life is short

Life is short - Smile while you still have teeth. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Always on my mind ;)

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them up from your mind and hug them. I miss you daddy, so much!

Da truth

Funny pictures about You knew exactly what you had. Oh, and cool pics about You knew exactly what you had. Also, You knew exactly what you had.

I'm sick of being hated on as an "entitled millenial." First of all, I'm not, but secondly, if my generation is full of entitled young brats, whose fault is that?!

Those who criticize this generation are the ones who raised it. So true!

Blessed Mother Teresa

"We have been created for greater things, not just to be a number in the world, not just to go for diplomas and degrees, this work and that work. We have been created in order to love and to be loved" - Mother Teresa

Haha, Target is right around the corner from me.  I often run out for just one thing, then enjoy a half hour or so of peace just wandering the aisles.

When all else fails, a little retail therapy at my favorite store always helps! by jenifer. i could not agree more! during my first years in philly- i did target therapy all of the time.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

YES!!! This is me......You also? Ha Ha hA. Nice to know Im not alone. Ah! Much better. But gotta flip my pillow to the cold side!

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

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