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i ain’t doing shit today. i’m a dinosaur Oh my. if only you could see how many times my husband awakens me with this pose in morning.

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Happy face baby photo with a caption: I have a surprise for you. It's poop. Are you tired of cleaning after your sweetie or you enjoy dong it?

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The Yolocaust. Lmfao even tho I'm guilty of the duckface.

35 Funny Quotes #Funny #Quotes

35 Funny Quotes

Relatable Post it's impossible to slowly tip toe around without activating your T-rex arms

Why thank you and I think I will have another glass

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

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bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

23 "Love" Notes That Show What Marriage Is Really Like - #1 & #2 are totally my hubs, without a doubt!

23 "Love" Notes That Show What Marriage Is Really Like

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When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

Hahaha, too many abbreviations these days

LSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco. You can't make this stuff up.

I HATE clowns!!!

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

Ginger snap.  @Marisa McClellan McClellan McClellan Faye, Samalama & Tommy, love my gingers @Misty Robinson

Don't Make Me Mad Or I Will Ginger Snap - Baby with Red Hair Holds a Warning Sign ---- best hilarious jokes funny pictures walmart humor fail

Hahahahaha I just lost it....I don't really care that people say it, but thought it was still funny.

i think on my pregnancy announcements, I'm going to say that. You know, I could have a velociraptor baby.

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