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This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

anyone who claims their life is nothing but perfect is lying to themselves and a bigger fool than we can imagine... pathetic really

I know a couple people that do this. They have to be trying to convince themselves because they are not fooling anyone else.


Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: You're ridiculous. And by that I mean, we are going to best friends.

nerd girl - Google Search

"I promise I'm not rude. I'm just very awkward." - actually, I am a bit rude as well.


Fitness Motivation on

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.


My dogs are awesome AND I'm popping out a kid. I will still think my dogs are awesome!

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts... It cannot be both. AND STOP DRAGGING YOUR FEET WHEN YOU WALK!!!

It's either cold enough for Uggs or warm enough for shorts. And even then, uggs are boots, wear them to keep your feet warm, not as a fashion statement!

Love me the way I am...

I'm lucky my husband loves me in spite of My craziness.

I must have misunderstood... I thought I was single lol!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Oh, you're mad that I went out & acted single? Sorry, I must have misunderstood the millions of times you said you didn't want to be in a relationship with me!

#dating #humor

Dating should be like buying a car.You should get to talk to the previous owners! SHOW ME THE MANFAX