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A Selection of 28 #Funny #Quotes and #Sayings to Make You Smile

i was in the car on my way to my granny and grandpa's house and i was dancing and every time someone came past me they just stared. it was funny but i love dancing to much to stop!

Amen to that. Bra off, hair up, sweats on.

10 seconds after I walk in the door: bra off, hair up, sweats on


My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit. This must be a statement from my oldest son David!

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

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BAH. I ALWAYS smile when people confront me seriously! I don't know why, but I ALWAYS do and I can't help it or stop it! And then they always think I'm lying, and I'm like "nooo! I'm nooooot! I have no control of my facial expressions!"

so true every time my mom tells me to look in her eyes and tell the truth without smiling lol

Seal laughs!!!   ♥ d

Laughing so hard noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. Source: You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly (Fb)

.. i try so hard.. but I just can't do it

Funny pictures about I pretend to be normal. Oh, and cool pics about I pretend to be normal. Also, I pretend to be normal.


Stupid quotes - Social media allows one to be the person they aren't in real life. Given that opportunity, it never ceases to amaze me why so many choose to be stupid. Read more quotes and sayings about Stupid.

LOL!! Yep! Comme l'a si bien montré Louis-José Houde dans De père en flic!

I really hate spider webs I`m always afraid that the spider got caught somewhere in my hair :P

there is no angry way to say bubbles

There is no angry way to say "bubbles"


You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang. BFF's will always BFF's 2 days or 20 years when it is a true friendship.

i will if you will

i will if you will. My bestfriend and I say this all the time !