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Oh boy!that's funny :-) I run into people at work I want to "high five" in the face some times :-S


I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too


That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

Recently I saw someone tweet that Twitter and facebook are Lonely Land, where the bored and Lonely hang out. Is that true? The same could be said about Pinterest, Tumblr and a few other social sites. People like what they like until it gets old. ~ Facebook is dull twitter gives you more networking flexibility, I adore Pinterest and am still getting the hang of Tumblr. lol

Once upon a time, I thought was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to

so true! #dora

Funny pictures about Stranded on a desert island. Oh, and cool pics about Stranded on a desert island. Also, Stranded on a desert island photos.

I like this idea...cool

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!


Even I were drinking alone- don't judge me! Momma needs a glass of wine BECAUSE of the kids!

It might be a little true...

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

So true for me....

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Lucy, you're not alone. Peanuts - Charles M. Schultz

I think every week should have a day where boys give presents to girls Lucy Charlie brown

Cannot be un-seen lol

I didn't before, but now I can't see anything else, damn it! Some things you just can't unsee!

I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?"

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?


if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

I do this all the time

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me