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So funny - ok Rosemary, this one's for you, You bring the alcohol, i'll bring the bad decisions!

Fuck It!

"'FUCK IT' has helped me through a LOT of situations. - Stop worrying about things and let it go and focus on yourself and things that make you feel comfortable or happy.

"Of corse life is A BITCH...."

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Real Shit..☮☮

"Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can't laugh at yourself, then call me.I'll laugh at you" - Unknown.


I've lost my ability to give a damn. if found, no need to return it. go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

Come on down and hang with friends and enjoy a cold beer.

Sitting around a lantern having a couple beers just chillin and talking. Gotta love catching up with friends.

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Car vs. Tree Branch.  Guess which one won?  Fuck that shit!

wtf: " fuck that shit" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"


When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

☮ * ° ♥ ˚ℒℴѵℯ cjf

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. but pissing them off is a piece of cake!

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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. Or as the dummies like to say - Sorry, not sorry.

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The fact that I miss said person probably kind of makes me the idiot.... Bleh... Emotions suck. I miss my friend.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I Miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point. Brilliant Impression of an idiot." < so basicically Watson misses Sherlock about as much as Anderson is an idiot