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Yeah, men try it! Oh and watch out for the punch in the face or the knee in the balls. :)

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side. ~ and that's why he has his own blanket

This must be why I never paint mine. I can't remember the last time I did, but it's been a few years.

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Awwwww! Gotta buy some for the husband as a "test." Poor him. :)"

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Exactly!...a man who can make you smile everyday with laughter.....

“Sexiness wears thin after awhile and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.” ― Joanne Woodward on husband Paul Newman

Haha, yep

Husband Marriage Quotes: Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

So me, Don't you think.................

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Yesssss indeed

Shelby is currently single, and she's not really looking to mingle. One of her fears is being rejected in a relationship.

Perfect. Bring the alcohol. I'm too sober for this crap and I'm broke. I will get my way.

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

hahaha good plan

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

Yes. This.  With the exception of abuse and infidelity, just about everything else can be worked through.

Divorce will not be an option unless if I'm in danger and/or my future kids if I have any. My future husband and I will work things out and we will not take the easy way out.

Nuff said

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me.I’ll laugh at you.

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