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Good moms let: you lick the heaters. Great moms turn thehoff first. Why would my mom let me lick my dad? Mom Good moms let: you lick the heaters Great turn thehoff first Why would my mom let me dad?

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

Things our mothers taught us…

Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom!

Bottle-that's where she went wrong.

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

"Silence is Golden...unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious" - Funny mom quote that's correct.

Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Funny pictures about When women ask you for your opinion. Oh, and cool pics about When women ask you for your opinion. Also, When women ask you for your opinion.

I WILL DO THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN HOUSE!!!

I have the "doorbell broken." Sign on my door too but never thought to add the "yell ding dong.

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

Surprising Cleaning New Uses

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

Dear Sweatpants & Hoodies...

Funny pictures about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Also, Dear sweatpants and hoodies.

gotta love it

Some people really do have bad luck when it comes to thinking. I'm just gonna go with this.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Hilarious

Kid And Parent Humor Mom, what is normal? It's just a setting on the dryer, honey.

We have a runner!

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

So true! @Amanda Austin

Funny ass retro pictures

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.night owls don't serve breakfast in bed :)

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