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And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

Yes, I do have the best sister in the world...It's just that she's crazy and she scares me a little bit.

Pretty sure this is exactly how my sister feels about me. Too bad she's wrong- I am the one who has the best sister in the world!

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

JFDL!!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

@Amanda Brockman @Jessica Hunter Bobby would be the best killing partner.

Before you marry someone, ask yourself, "Will they be a good killing partner during the Zombie Apocalypse?

Better yet, post something vague and when you get asked about it, say it's personal and you don't want to talk about it.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

zombie magnets!

Items similar to ZOMBIES WALKING Magnets - Set of 9 Button Magnets with Window Top Tin - ready for gift giving - refrigerator magnets - school locker magnets on Etsy

I'm not going to watch what I pin because you want to read something into nothing.  If I fucking like something then I will fucking pin it or like it if I fucking want to.  I don't even know how you read anything into that.  Damn this shit is getting so fucking old!!!!

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I have a drama free life, but I swear some of my friends are still stuck in High school.

now I don't give a flying fuck!

I feel like that every time I have to change my work password - they forgot that it can't be a word you've used in the past year

I wanted to show you how I have already lost 24 pounds from a new natural weight loss product and want others to benefit aswell. - how to grow the honeycrisp apple!

Lucy, you're not alone. Peanuts - Charles M. Schultz

I think every week should have a day where boys give presents to girls Lucy Charlie brown

Work out to be fit and sexy? Hell no... I am training for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: Work out to be fit and sexy? Hell no. I am training for the Zombie Apocalypse.

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