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Two things I know for certain in my life: I have big boobs. My taste in music is wonderful.

i love you but i dont know how to tell you that saying | do you realize what you are saying half the time i don t want to hear ...

Dear All Prospective Men:

Funny Confession Ecard: I want to like your Facebook status, but your spelling is horrible and I don't want to be considered illiterate by association.

Attention home made porn posters. Please have some respect for Yourselves and clean up your bedroom before taping your 3 somes.

Seriously, my entire primary education "you're so shy..." Nope, just have nothing to say to any of you jackasses. My mamma taught me if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all...

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

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Nursing Notes of Discord: None of your Business

None of your Business

your name ain't Bennett and you ain't in it

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t refer to it as gossiping, I prefer 'sharing our opinions about other people's life choices'

Aww you're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs!

Free, Courtesy Hello Ecard: Aww you're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs!

describes my boyfriend's ex perfectly. Hahaha

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Funny Congratulations Ecard: Congratulations on the upcoming celebration of your inherent ability to ignore red flags.

Perfect wedding card for you-know-who: Congratulations on the upcoming celebration of your inherent ability to ignore red flags :+)

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