That guy wanted to buy you a drink. But I already have a drink. Do you think he' d buy me mozzarella sticks? I'd buy a girl mozzarella sticks if she asked. moron is an anti main

This perfectly describes my life.

How wrong you are Emma Stone. But yeah, I was Olive in Easy A in high school.

Angry Mom #Cigarette, #Proud

Kitty Foreman-my favorite part is the arm giving her the cigarette is wearing a different shirt than any of the 5 of them. - Tap the link now to see all of our cool cat collections!

haha so true funny

Her acting. oh my I love the Twilight books but her acting killed the movies :(

One of my favorite comedic lines

the best no-kiss movie? I do love fat amy! "I have a feeling we should kiss." "I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, 'mmm, better not." Pitch Perfect - Fat Amy :) That movie cracked me up!

I guess I have "play me" and "waste my time" written on my forehead.

Literally Just 100 Memes You'll Find Funny If You've Ever Been Single

Love the Golden Girls!

21 Struggles All Realists Inevitably Face

The fact that someone took the time to put this together is a little disturbing . . . but a decent giggle nonetheless. :)

They'll never have a girlfriend

before/after pics. will they or won't they grow up to have girlfriends? HAHA Dying over Neville, (holy hotness) George Clooney (um yesss), Mario LOL, and Justin Bieber!

Senior Picture Wins

Senior Picture Wins

Funny pictures about Senior Picture Wins. Oh, and cool pics about Senior Picture Wins. Also, Senior Picture Wins photos.

At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.  Hahahaha! This part gets me every time. Shes hilarious!

10 Bridesmaids quotes that just GET IT

a very sad, handwritten book-- i know its not fat amy but its still Rebel Wilson!

Easy Mozzarella Sticks

Easy Mozzarella Sticks

Food Steez is taking your favorite snack up a level by coating cheddar cheese sticks in the spicy cheese puff crumbs, and frying them up to crispy, cheesy perfection. Dip the Flamin' Hot Cheetos-crusted cheddar in marinara for the full flavor experience.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos-Crusted Cheese Sticks

These Freezer-Friendly Baked Mozzarella Sticks are perfect for after-school snacks, late night munchies, and game day! | MomOnTimeout.com | #appetizer #cheese #recipe  Amazing recipe, really easy and really tasty!

These Freezer-Friendly Baked Mozzarella Sticks are perfect for after-school snacks, late night munchies, and game day! Could probably save a little money by buying a block of mozzarella cheese and cutting it into sticks instead.

Cheesy Zucchini Breadsticks - only 1/3 cup flour in this entire recipe! These are seriously so good.

Cheesy Zucchini Breadsticks