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Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth, it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. - only certain people I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Shenanigans are a must! @stefaniwaters ahahahahahah

Friendship Must Be Built On A Solid Foundation Of Alcohol, Sarcasm, Inappropriateness, & Shenanigans!

So true!  And three times with no epidural!!

No DOUBT! Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

That may be YOUR opinion but I've actually used recipe's, cleaning, decorating and event planning tips and ideas. In fact I can say that Pinterest changed my life for the better!

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

Yep....Pretty Much Bitches!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I don't mean to be rude, but fuck you and shut up.

Well... one of  the biggest disappointments in my life. And YES...  YOU CAN STILL KISS IT!!!!!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

I fucking hate people

I don't HATE people, I just.nevermind, yeah I do, I fucking hate people

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

but change work to "having to sit through the last 50 days of high school before graduation"....

FML Realization

"If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore." I like my job, but this is funny

Eenie meenie miny moe you ain't nothing but a hoe you think you're cute you think you're classy. Newsflash girl YOU'RE FRICKIN NASTY !

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

true story

Funny Confession Ecard: I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.