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lol.. so many girls living at home claim to be "independent"... hi no, that is you parents home and mortgage you're sheltered by. Oh you got your borfriend paying those bills for you? Hunny, you are FAR FROM independent... you're a fraud. Just saying.

Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

sadly this will probably be me when summer rolls around.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older... This shit was not what I expected.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This shit was not what I expected.

...serious case of the mondays coming up...i can just feel it.

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Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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How do you bake with Nutella and braid your hair with a fresh manicure, all at the same time?

or from our church, or from most restaurants..............

STORY OF MY LIFE! (see heater this is currently on under my desk!) Funny Workplace Ecard: Let's go out into the scorching heat wave to avoid frostbite from our office air conditioning.

Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor) 'Sometimes I use words I don't know the meaning of in order to sound more perpendicular.' Or I just pronounce words wrong and make up my own. Definition included.

Humor) 'Sometimes I use words I don't know the meaning of in order to sound more perpendicular.

Sounds just like my youngest child!!

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

Oh my goodness! My dog takes a good half hour of circling, until she finds the right spot? LOL

Omigosh this is totally going to be my new outlook on life. "I'm not picky, you should see my dog when he's looking for a place to poop. Now THAT'S picky.

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We need to schedule a play date for my penis and your vagina.