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I'm smiling on the outside. But what I really wanna say is, 'Go fuck yourself.'

Free and Funny Halloween Ecard: The only reason I wear a Halloween costume is so no one can recognize me on my early morning walk of shame

I do believe this sounds a little like me....

Funny Confession Ecard: I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.

To Make You Laugh: March 2013

my favorite drink! I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's call A Lot.

Ha Ha this is for the PEOPLE who walk around thinking they are so much better than the next!!  Gosh I know a few people like this....eyerollers, snotty, IMMATURE people thatthink their shit dont stink!

Ha Ha this is for the PEOPLE who walk around thinking they are so much better than the next! Gosh I know a few people like this.eyerollers, snotty, IMMATURE people thatthink their shit dont stink!

I wish I could roam free lol.

It's international women's day! Lets burn our bras! Just Kidding.my boobs are big and I need this.

best-memes: not anti social Best-memes in now... - stressfree

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

'May all your Bacon Burn' is a 100% acceptable insult. From Howl's Moving Castle!

'May all your Bacon Burn' is a acceptable insult. From Howl's Moving Castle! And one of my favorite insults for that matter.

oh pinterest... there you go again, reading my mind.

That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo then a boyfriend.(well, I have a Waldo tattoo & a boyfriend, so I think this doesn't apply to me)

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