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Exactly.

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Warning...

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

Yup. I'd rather pay $100 more bucks for something to be subjected to that mess.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I skip Black Friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff.

Are we made for obedience? "Freedom" and "self" a relatively new concept for women

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

Think about how you feel when you're interrupted before interrupting others.

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Ladies, who's with me on this?!

last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?talking to the wine. Love you babe!

Or maybe the pregnancy hormones are leveling out...

Truth - any day i make it through without hitting someone with a chair is a successful day

Wish some people would grow up!

Sometimes I cant figure out if Im in preschool or high school.this is funny, but doesn't work for me.I work at a preschool.and sometimes a high school.

I don't jump to conclusions. I cannon ball into them LIKE A BOSS...ridiculously true

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't jump to conclusions. I cannon ball into them LIKE A BOSS.

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your ecards, need to eat more healthy, first eat all the junk food, lol so true

Bahahahaha this is so me!!!

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. Life of a broke, college student.

But I might crawl under the blankets and sing you a lullaby before slashing and dashing...cuz well..us Sagittarius signs help the killer in a horror movie and we prolong the scene...lol

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket!" So true and so funny!

Most required university classes

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.

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I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.