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Funny Confession Ecard: Oh please. I am not a gossip or a judgemental person. I simply 'assess' people and share my findings with others.

Lydia is a very judgemental character, even when it comes to the purchasing of a bonnet she admits it to be ugly. She also judges Jane for being the eldest sister and still being without a husband.

My give a damn's busted.

Funny Workplace Ecard: You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Sometimes when you hate someone, everything they do annoys you. 'Look at that bitch over there, eating those crackers like she owns the place.'

Funny Reminders Ecard: Sometimes when you hate someone, everything they do annoys you. 'Look at that bitch over there, eating those crackers like she owns the place.

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Today's Mood Bitchy with a chance of sarcasm.

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Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

I said 'k.' But what I meant was 'go fuck yourself.'

Free, Confession Ecard: If being sarcastic burned calories I would be one skinny bitch.

I had a random girl look me up and down and ask, 'Could your pants get any tighter?' I smiled sweetly and said, 'Yes...you could be wearing them.'

I had a random girl look me up and down and ask, 'Could your pants get any tighter?' I smiled sweetly and said, 'Yes.

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This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

Funny Confession Ecard: My dream has always been to become a stay at home mom…

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