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THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOOO HARD!!!

Funny Reminders Ecard: Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die.

Funny Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. I don't mind hearing about the gym but this is still funny.

Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

So true, not telling someone they're insane and punching them in the face doesn't make me fake it means I'm an adult, who handles things with maturity vs stomping my feet, making something out of nothing and letting other people handle my problems

Running for my Life

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Sounds about right.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Yep

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

Lol this is sooo me

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

@Tracy Stewart Vanover  @Tammy Tarng Tarng Tarng Tarng Cummins @Kat Ellis Gladfelter    Say what...

Funny Confession Ecard: Bitchcraft- The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

I dont have a "honey-do" list...

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Oh Earl! Those black eyed peas tasted alright to me!  Death not Divorce... Because you don't just want half. - Maryann & Wanda.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

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