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you're a bitch...  and I guess I'm a dick...

Funny Encouragement Ecard: maybe people would stop thinking that you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch.

The awkward moment when you bite your lip in hopes your boyfriend will go into Christian Grey mode on you.

Funny Confession Ecard: The awkward moment when you bite your lip in hopes your boyfriend will go into Christian Grey mode on you.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don*t need that kind of negativity in your life.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. She loves that Parmesan.

#healthyhumor #humor #wine

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

I haven't watched this movie in forever.

"Do not listen to them, they are poo poo heads!"-Heimlich, A Bugs Life

Cramps

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

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