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Bwaaaahahahahaha katokins

The only advantage you have over me is you can kiss my ass and I can't!

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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Lol! just for Katy Sanchezzzz @KatherineFarrel  my milkshake brings all the boys

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Oh wait. It doesn't bring all the boys to the yard?

2 weeks and counting! I think she may have finally gotten the hint and got herself some help!

And to top it off my cat gets excited after hearing the birds too and runs around the room

And to top it off my cat gets excited after hearing the birds too and runs around the room

Some real truth there.

Star light, star bright, The first star I see tonight.) thank your lucky stars for sure!

Dora's backpack is like Narnia!

Funny pictures about Stranded on a desert island. Oh, and cool pics about Stranded on a desert island. Also, Stranded on a desert island photos.

Soooooooo funny!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

You made me LAUGH so hard TEARS ran down my legs von trimblecrafts

Sie brachte mich zum LACHEN so harte TRÄNEN Sie meine Beine Zeichen lief

LOL sayings! Quote, funny, haha: 'You made me laugh so hard - Tears ran down my leg'

Which would only end in her hand going numb for hours, but at least she would feel better.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Thankfully I can't figure out how to add the pin it button onto my work computer or I'd be doing a whole lot of other things during the day!!

I Love Pinterest {Curation}

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!