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Calling yourself a man but acting like an irresponsible coward, is like calling yourself a genius but drinking a jar of pennies for luck.

Free, Drinking Ecard: Beyonce made a song called single ladies then went home to her husband & left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy.

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I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

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:-) i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. - Let's celebrate al kinds of crazy!

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

Divorced finally and this is exactly how I feel!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

I basically only like people when theyre funny, or when they leave me alone.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: I basically only like people when they're funny, or when they leave me alone.

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Definitely deal with this more often than needed

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I like that you try to compete with me - at least you have a goal. Unrealistic and unattainable, but it's a goal.

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