How to Knit Hedgehog Mittens – DIY -> make a hedgehog and an otter one for each hand and you've got John and Sherlock! now to find an otter mitten pattern… <-the hedgehog would have to be for the right hand, because John is Sherlock's right hand man :)
"This is clearly someone who has never unpicked several rows of mohair lace knitting. This apology statement has, unsurprisingly, been taken as “I will try to fob you off with transparently rubbish excuses and then ask you for free stuff”. Not designed to get the community on side."