This precious little kangaroo joey was rescued from a forest fire. Isn't he adorable? At first, I thought he was wearing tiny little diapers, but then I thought to myself, "don't be silly. he's a baby kangaroo, so those must be under-roos".
Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.