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Dad jokes are a touchy subject: some people adore them while others think they’re the lowest form of humor. Most of us are guilty of telling a dad joke or two every once a while, but we’ve got nothing on the Dad Says Jokes Instagram account that is dedicated entirely to posting dad jokes. With more than 1.9 million loyal followers on Instagram, you could even say it’s… the daddy of all dad joke social media accounts. [Accepts Nobel Peace Prize for the corniest joke of the year.]

Think of a dad joke as an uninvited comedy gem that’s neither that comical nor really a gem. In fact, dad jokes are all the contrary and that’s the whole point. If the pun is not cringy enough, the chances are it’s not a real dad joke. It may be your dad and their joke, but it’s still not a dad joke.

Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.

Dad jokes always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At the dinner table, family reunion party, a cousin’s wedding, your graduation ceremony, you name it. And while some of us still dread them, others have learned to embrace their inherent cringiness and absurd punniness. In fact, dad jokes are funny, it's just that dads are usually the only ones who know them!

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Dad jokes always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At the dinner table, family reunion party, a cousin’s wedding, your graduation ceremony, you name it. And while some of us still dread them, others have learned to embrace their inherent cringiness and absurd punniness. In fact, dad jokes are funny, it's just that dads are usually the only ones who know them!

For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that this form of funny humor is amusing. Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of these bad jokes. Uhm, I mean best jokes. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!