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Here is a list of 150+ Funniest Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings. #Quotes #Sayings #FunniestSarcastic #Sarcastic #SarcasticQuotes

Here is a list of 150+ Funniest Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings. #Quotes #Sayings #FunniestSarcastic #Sarcastic #SarcasticQuotes

40 Old Phrases and Sayings

Did you grow up hearing your elders say phrases that you had no idea what they meant? I know I did. Even today, when I hear or read such, I find myself thinking of my

These three sons compete over who got their mother the best present

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a...

Rules for Women - Funny Long Jokes

Men’s Rules for Women ————————— 1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t...

Funny-Texts-Crazy-Jewish-Mom

You may have heard of 'Crazy Jewish Mom.' The creation of Kate Siegal, it started out as a page that she used to share her mother Kim's hilariously honest text messages that she frequently received, usually around the traditional mother worries such when marriage and kids are on the way.

Humor: The gynecologist who became a mechanic!

A gynaecologist had become fed-up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career - funny joke

50 Funny Finnish Phrases & Words in English that Help Understand Finns

These Finnish phrases describe the unique aspects of the Finnish mindset and culture, focusing on nature, animals and, of course, food.

Funny Joke - Maria had 3 complaints, so Luigi said this!

A husband and wife love to play golf together. But they were not satisfied with their game. So they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees him swing, he says, “No, no, no,” you're gripping the club way too hard!” “Well, what should I do?”...