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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over […]

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun.“I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one…

1. “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then …

About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollablyShe gets up and starts to look for him.He's not in the bat.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him aroundThinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued onFinally, he w.. #funny, #joke, #humor

“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer.“How's that?” his other friend asked.“Well, the other day I came home and .. #funny, #joke, #humor

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,

As Temperatures Dropped Into The Negatives, People Were Able To Capture How Cold It Gets Where They Live