Just ran up behind my wife, grabbed her boobs and yelled, ""Merry Titmas!!" She immediately turned around, whacked me in the nuts and yelled, "Jingle Balls!!" Touche woman. I  had it coming.

Just ran up behind my wife, grabbed her boobs and yelled, ""Merry Titmas!" She immediately turned around, whacked me in the nuts and yelled, "Jingle Balls!

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You gotta marry someone you know you'd still be down to have sex with in the laundry room while the kids are downstairs watching Lion King and 10 minutes left till the dinosaur nuggets come out of the oven

You gotta marry someone you know you'd still be down to have sex with in the laundry room while the kids are downstairs watching Lion King and 10 minutes left till the dinosaur nuggets come out of the oven.

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When my wife takes off her ring, to shower or do housework, I will take it to her, get down on my knee and re-propose.  Yeah,  I'm that sappy.

When my wife takes off her ring, to shower or do housework, I will take it to her, get down on my knee and re-propose. Yeah, I'm that sappy. (How To Get Him To Propose Future Husband)

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I'll just have to rewash all the dishes anyway...

Wife says to husband, "You wanna change positions tonight?" He says, "Yeah!" She says, "Okay, you do the dishes and I will sit on the couch and fart.

I only have eyes for you... For real.  Creepy but very cute. This is a very unusual little box which makes a spooky funny card for Valentine’s Day. Gift it to a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or partner with a weird sense of humor. Someone who can appreciate a little oddity or awkwardness!  Be aware: not suitable for anyone who is squeamish! Or maybe just because of that very reason.  Theres also the possibility to customize this little box by adding a name on the banner.  Personalized…

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