Roses are red. I have a phone. Nobody calls me. Forever alone.

Someone from Nottingham, England, GB posted a whisper in the group Single life 😢, which reads "Roses are red. I have a phone. Nobody calls me. Forever alone.

I learned it differently....'I stand before you to sit behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Late last night, in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swards and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard this noise and came to arrest the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.'

Old clapping game! One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.<<<<< that's a clapping game?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, i've got five fingers and the middle one's for you."

50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

just a little garden humor -juliette. "Roses are red, violets are blue, i've got five fingers and the middle one's for you.

What are you doing right now?... Counting Down to Christmas and remembering how magical it can be. Being a child during Christmas and believing anything is possible. Relax and don't forget to laugh this Christmas! :)

says - My old memorized this poem easily and recited it in front of his speech class. It's such a funny poem!

I love it when things are direct and to the point and I think this poem makes it clear to everyone.

My kind of poetry

roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face love quote

Notice how it says TRADES not TRIED TO TRADE. That means that McDonald's agreed to take the baby for 15 big macs...

Notice how it says TRADES not TRIED TO TRADE. That means that McDonald's agreed to take the baby for 15 big macs. What would McDonald's even do with a baby?

Roses are red.. Violets are blue... Haha funny poem my friend sent to me -Ellie

This is dedicated to my BFFs Maritere and Asenet, who seriously need to live in the zoo.

Omgoodness, this is so funny. Love it! And am I the only one that's noticed violets aren't blue before this poem?

Anonymous - Part 23: Roses Are Red, Violets....I'm Bored.

Omgoodness, this is so funny. And am I the only one that's noticed violets aren't blue before this poem?

Look Donald Trump has NEVER done anything for anyone but himself..Hillary has been fighting for OTHER people all her adult life. It's as simple as that!!!!!!! Donald Trump......  worst thing  Americans ever did

25 Unknown Facts about Donald Trump Look Donald Trump has NEVER done anything for anyone but himself.Hillary has been fighting for OTHER people all her adult life. worst thing Americans ever did

funny christmas images | ... snow to celebrate christmas smiling merry merry christmas to everyone

Share free funny Christmas poems to our friends, kids, husbands, wife's, boys and girls for wishing. Find Xmas day greetings and wishes poems on Christmas Day

Funny children's Poem about health and getting sick. Great for school and classroom activities. common core  1st grade,  2nd grade,  3rd grade reading

Teach Your Child to Read - Funny childrens Poem about health and getting sick. Great for school and classroom activities. common core grade, grade, grade reading - Give Your Child a Head Start, and.Pave the Way for a Bright, Successful Future.

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