Literally i make america jokes liek this all the time and if you arent american this is what you must think of us you see some tourists and are liek "probably american" -sam feels like she doesnt belong in this country/family -sam #textpost #tumblr #findingnemo #emonemo

Literally i make america jokes like this all the time and if you arent american this is what you must think of us you see some tourists and are liek "probably american" -sam feels like she doesnt belong in this country/family -sam

Why are there no knock knock jokes about freedom?

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why are their no knock knock jokes about freedom? because freedom rings

Oh Mah Gawd XD "were to*PAUSE*happen.." JUST NU XD

Oh Mah Gawd XD "were to*PAUSE*happen." JUST NU XD I imagine this as a conversation between Tom Hiddleston and someone, that have taken his precious tea.

Thats not only an America joke . . . But a stats joke. :/

Tomorrow’s forecast: America…

When they continued their eternal struggle: | 14 Hilarious Tumblr Conversations Between America And Canada

14 Hilarious Tumblr Conversations Between America And Canada

When we didn’t need other countries anyway. | 17 Times America Got Burned By Tumblr

When we didn't need other countries anyway.

When America told Canada a joke: | 14 Hilarious Tumblr Conversations Between America And Canada

When America told Canada a joke:

Libby Baldwin Special Design Handsome Eagle Us National Flag License Plate For Car/Car Tag

Distinguishing Traits ( USA, Hawaii State, Texas State, Pennsylvania ) by Mizuneko-chan #stateball #polandball #countryball

Distinguishing Traits ( USA, Hawaii State, Texas State, Pennsylvania State ) by Mizuneko-chan

But we couldn't hear any of it over ALL THIS FREEDOM.

17 Times America Got Burned By Tumblr

Well it's like a national anthem, sort of, we do the same thing in Canada just with music, it's no different.

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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

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