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I'm older than I look #failblog #funny #student #teacher #story
'I should suspend you': Teacher Mistakes Another Teacher for a Student, Snatches Phone From Her Hand
I'm older than I look #failblog #funny #student #teacher #story
Nice revenge #student #teacher #revenge #funny #teachermeme
Middle school teacher faces insult from annoying 8th grade student, gets revenge by making him teach
Nice revenge #student #teacher #revenge #funny #teachermeme
It's her money I guess? #failblog #family #familydrama #drama #storytime
Stepmother leaves entire inheritance to bio children, husband's 4 children aren't included
It's her money I guess? #failblog #family #familydrama #drama #storytime
Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old in economy
Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old
What kind of mother books a first-class seat for herself, leaving her 9-year-old in coach, and then proceeds to make it seem like this is all someone else's fault? #karen #airport #funny
'Do you take me for a fool?': Call center workers share their most memorable encounters with entitled Karen customers
Call center workers share their most memorable encounters with entitled Karen customers
Anyone working in a customer-facing position should get the medal of freedom for keeping their cool despite having to confront numerous Karen customers per day. #karen #customer #entitledpeople
Entire team asked to take 70% pay cut after incompetent boss messes up contract negotiation: 'Virtually nobody is accepting this insulting offer'
Entire team asked to take 70% pay cut after incompetent boss messes up contract negotiation
Imagine your boss getting your entire team together and then casually asking all of you to take a massive pay cut. #horriblebosses #workstories #toxicworkplace
‘I simply didn't want you to come’: Entitled coworker gets excluded from coworker's birthday party, confronts entire office about it, but gets shut down by the birthday celebrator
Entitled coworker gets excluded from coworker's birthday party, confronts entire office about it
Is there a stage in our lives when we should stop throwing birthday parties to ourselves? #toxicworkplace #workstories #coworkers
You aren't getting your sound cues fast enough?
Okay. Run,
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I work as a sound designer for theatre. My job involves finding or making music and sound effects and layering them all together as a cohesive whole.
Despite what many people might think, prima donna's aren't really the norm in theatre. It really is a team effort. So many elements
Prima donna actor gets exactly what he demands, sound designer makes him regret it
When you watch a play, you're only seeing a fraction of the work that went into making the show come to life.
When I entered the house I wanted to show off my newfound Japanese skills from my paper dictionary.
What I meant to say was "ie ga kirei" - or "your home is beautiful." What I said was
"ie ga kirai" - "your home is disgusting." They kept their smiles up but I could tell they were a bit jarred.
It got worse. During dinner l said the other thing I had
'This temple is dedicated to Little Richard?': 15+ Hilarious travel miscommunications
As a tourist in a country you've never set foot in before, making a few language mistakes is inevitable.
spookycamphero
Top manager for retail job I worked at "lost" her keys to the store that also had the keys to all the registers on the key ring. The registers started going short or would be empty aside from the change and dollar bills in the drawer. This went on for months. Corporate found out after installing a new set of security cameras overnight without her
'The crew decided to ride [a roller coaster] after hours': 15 Star employees who got fired instantly
You think you know a person… and then they let you down. It's human nature: nobody's perfect, and everybody makes mistakes.
Efficiency experts fire wrong guy
About 20 years ago I worked for an electrical parts supply house. We sold material to industrial companies around South East Michigan. Ford motor
Company was our largest customer.
They spent about $200,000 per month with us.
Business was good.
Efficiency consultant "experts" advise firing the wrong employee cost the company
A surprising amount of experts and analysts get hired to improve the efficiency of businesses that they know nothing about, putting more effort into marketing themselves and trying to ensure corporate clients than into ensuring their analysis offers any actual value—or that their statistics hold any actual significance.
It's easy to feel like your boss is always watching over you like a hawk, and nine times out of ten, they have more important things to be doing than monitoring your every move. 

#toxicworkplace #horriblebosses #workstories
Employee figures out toxic boss is watching their every move and no one else, plans payback
It's easy to feel like your boss is always watching over you like a hawk, and nine times out of ten, they have more important things to be doing than monitoring your every move. #toxicworkplace #horriblebosses #workstories
10+ pizza delivery drivers share how their most bizarre customers got banned from the restaurant: 'His living space was a shrine of greasy cardboard'
10+ pizza delivery drivers share how their most bizarre customers got banned from the restaurant
It's remarkable how eerily similar some of these delivery tales are! #pizza #delivery #customers
Just a small one for you. The boss has been insisting that we all upload a headshot to the company HR system/website.
After briefly considering uploading a
pic since he
didn't specify which head, I decided that I actually like my job
'[I] went for another technicality': Employee maliciously complies with HR's photo request
When you're right, you're right. If you can bend the rules without breaking them, it's your prerogative to try!
The most arduous game of Human Phone
Centipede ever played in branch
Today, an elderly spanish-speaking client presented to the branch, and since I'm the only one in the branch that is somewhat fluent in Spanish, I sat down with her at the benches to try to figure out what she was so upset about.
'I decide to go full loophole': Bank branch worker helps customer stuck in phone call loop
This person deserves a medal after spending ages helping one customer.