I ALWAYS flush with my foot! A wise man once told me, "The company I work for cleans the handle with the same cloth that they just cleaned the toilet with. Flush with your foot.
There is no excuse to not flush a public toilet. Use your foot, wrap your hand in toilet paper, whatever it takes!
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't care if that public toilet handle is ten feet off the ground, I'm still going to raise my leg up there so that I can flush with my foot.
I honestly do this everytime I'm in a public bathroom. Landry doesn't even know using your hand is an option! I've always taught her the only way they'll flush is with your foot!
ugly, disgusting, stupid, paranoid, obsessed reptilian hybrid cyborg robot pieces of shits (VALTERS, ALDIS)-do I really have to repeat that I never liked you, never wanted such a ugly, dumbass freaks, who looks like shits and are full of shits? I even don`t know you, and never wanted to know., thats why I flushed you in the toilet bowl as soon as possible, but you were too obsessed by stalking me (and still are) to even recognize it.
ahhhhh, this exactly how I feel about the lying scumbag who I wasted way too much time on
ugly, disgusting, stupid, paranoid, obsessed reptilian hybrid cyborg robot pieces of shits (VALTERS, ALDIS)-do I really have to repeat that I never liked you, never wanted such a ugly, dumbass freaks, who looks like shits and are full of shits? I even don`t know you, and never wanted to know., thats why I flushed you in the toilet bowl as soon as possible, but you were too obsessed by stalking me (and still are) to even recognize it.
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And because I am not perfect; and still need to learn from my mistakes. God is still teaching and I need to listen.
If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot. It's true! I want to start learning to run but, like it says, lots of walking to start I'm sure :D
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I wanted to show you how I have already lost 24 pounds from a new natural weight loss product and want others to benefit aswell. - Im really swamped with things I shouldnt be spending time on right now.
Spending time on unnecessary things - unfortunately this happens everyday.
I'm really swamped with things I shouldn't be spending time on right now.
Trapping a man to get you pregnant so you can feel loved again omg its actually well annoyed me. How can this earth have people like this!!! To bring a baby in the middle!!!!!!
On our ipads. It's a special time that we share. I'm glad we aren't the only ones!
more like on opposite sides of the couch with 2 dogs and a pile of books in between us. It's a special time.
Trapping a man to get you pregnant so you can feel loved again omg its actually well annoyed me. How can this earth have people like this!!! To bring a baby in the middle!!!!!!
I also hate it when people's statuses are complaining about how many people have "It's snowing!" in their statuses. We all think it's annoying, Captain Obvious.
This is what I think every time it snows and there's a million "it's snowing" statuses on fb!
Thanks for the info. Don't know what I did before Facebook!
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"Lol Kristen says this all the time!" haha this might possibly be true, but we're gonna have to agree to disagree.
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.
hilarious // ALWAYS hear either hammertime or collaborate and listen
I prefer to collaborate and listen ;) we should all jump up and say "Hammer Time" and start dancing at our next PLC. Or, in the month of October, STOP, DROP, and ROLL for Fire Safety!
An attention getter for the whole class is to say "Stop" and the students respond "Collaborate and Listen." Got their attention and made me giggle every time!
I totally have this problem a lot - but its usually to collaborate and listen
LOL. This happens to me all the time. I burst out in song every time I hear someone say 'stop'
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. LOL or sipping a warm drink in the lodge while those crazy people risk their lives
We live in our pj's during the winter.
Thank you snow days! I've gotten to stay in my pjs for 4 days! Just what this prego needed!
Yep, with hot chocolate and a blanket
Sorry I'm Pinning all this naughty stuff today, but dang it's making laugh! It's all true!!
Couch to 1 Mile in 6 weeks (I tried I can run 1 minute. I can walk In 60 minutes. If I run 1 of those minutes, it will take longer, because I'm dead.
this is me except the reason would be I forgot how much I hate running
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the sad thing is that i go through this every night on the elliptical. I get on and run fast for as long as i can, then look at the clock and realize that I was only running for literally 2 minutes.
slap unhealthy foods out of my hand. But then I know I would slap them in the face.
Yep-- this is me! I can exercise for hours, but then I want a whole pizza, french fries and all the bad food I can eat. Just can't handle the healthy eating part.
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This satement has some truth to it! Your goals could be reached if you spent 2 days with a PT trainer and the other days with the food police!
Would pay good money for these services! #CleanEating #Motivation
but truth be told, even when my hubby is annoying I still fall more and more in love with him every day :)
Lol, oh how true this can be. No matter what relationship you are, it's going to have it's bad days, but through and through, I love Kelly, and it just is growing each and every day. No matter how many of those ^^ days we have with eachother.
true kids speak the truth and that's all there is to it.
a sad truth. kids are brutally honest -_-
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Whoever creates these things is a comedy genius. This is SO true! These things are laugh out loud funny!
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Amen again - This is every single time I go to Wal-Mart - seriously. They have 50 cash registers and 2 of them are open! That's why i quit going to walmart.
pretty much sums up my trip last night!
and oh, so true! ~~ One reason I don't shop at Walmart!
Exactly why you wont ever hear ANYONE say they ran into Mua at Walmart. Im next door at Target, getting in and OUT
This is totally me in public. Pets all the dogs, avoids eye contact & "walks with purpose" otherwise.
Actually my first instinct when I see any living thing is to smile really big to show them how happy they make me (although some animals probably take that the wrong way, lol)
Yep so true and well deserved I think as animals are usually waaay nicer than people
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This is me trying to keep it real with my kids while they are singing every word to all the songs!
Totally me and my sister, in the car, with music blasting.
That awkward moment when there's a totally funny e-card, but it has a grammatical error. Posted anyway because it's funny, but that's gonna drive me crazy every time I see it.
My 15 seconds of fame! So me except my 15 seconds is totally off key lmao
This made me laugh out loud! I remember a time I was actually informed in a rather haughty manner that no, it wasn't a vase, it was a voz.
I don't really have the urge to punch anyone if they say "voz" instead of "vase" it's just like "neVAda" and "NEVada" but this is so funny I had to pin it!
when he smiled, the girls went wild with oohs and ahhs and they slapped his face on every vase--on every voz
Next time someone corrects you saying vase you can tell them that a vase and a "voz" are two different things, seriously.
People that pronounce vase like "voz" make me want to punch them in the foz!