Instead of hair - create hat like ship for Pirates under the Stars. that's a hairdo. Hair made to look like waves and a pirate ship on top of your head. Maybe could dye your hair blue and green and have part of it look like an octopus.
The nerdy offspring, Level 1 Human. This would be even better if you had a new shirt made for each year Level 10 etc up till Who cares about rebellious teens do it anyway just for a single photo on their birthday. I'd make my kids wear this.